What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:32

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.